Sichy, I broke down and bought a Mountain Dew Livewire (orange) this morning. It is sitting on my desk and I am staring at it. The anticipation is killing me! I’ll report back later with my verdict! (Oh, and I think I’m *it*, BTW)
I went to see Cellular last night. I thought it was decent…but it could be just because Kim Basinger is a hottie. The plot was easy to figure out and I cannot *stand* that guy who was in Fargo…William H Macy I think. Maybe I just hold the whole awful Fargo movie against him though.
I finished the Mercedes Lackey book yesterday. I’m not going to get another book yet though, because Smallville is starting up again tonight. Anyone else watch Smallville?
I heard Billie Jean by MJ on the radio this morning. WTF is that song supposed to be about? *goes to Google the lyrics*
Alliance of Free Blogs - I found You Know You Wanna while searching for kitty porn. No, that's not a typo.
you’re it? *confused*
I watch Smallville, mostly because they’re both hotties (the guys
), and cuz I love the story line. However, tonight is also the premiere of “Lost”, which has my German hottie, Dominic Monaghan (see: Merry from LOTR), so I’m torn as to which I’ll be watching. Perhaps I’ll tape one and watch the other in my bedroom.
She’s just a girl.. a girl that says I am the one. I’m gonna dance, on the floor, in a crowd. *snort*
Comment by spycedtx — September 22, 2004 @ 1:56 am
She and I are playing phone tag.
After the Smallville cliff hanger last season, I cannot miss this edisode. I so wanna get DVR/Tivo/or something like that. I haven’t seen anything on Lost. Oh wait. Maybe I have. Is that the plane crash one?
So some girl is crushing on him and he’s trying to make sure people don’t think he’s hokey pokey-ing her?
Comment by jaxia — September 22, 2004 @ 2:08 am
oldtimer’s disease has set in on me. I can’t remember how the season ended!! (or perhaps it’s one of those ones I taped/missed and never saw). Can you bring me up to speed?
(I remember Lex was locked away in the institution, and then Clark got him out.. and I don’t remember much after that).
Yeah, Lost is the one with 48 members in the cast. Plane crashes, stranded on an island somewhere..
I’ll have to look at the lyrics, too.. I honestly don’t know them by heart, nor do I really know the premise of the song.
“.. you put your left nut in, you take your left nut out.. you put your left nut in, and you shake it all about….”
Comment by spycedtx — September 22, 2004 @ 2:16 am
The brief sumamry:
“Papa Luthor ends up in jail, but manages to poison Lex, blow up Chloe, and get a killer head-shaving.”
Longer version:
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=81
(TWOP is awesome!)
Mostly, I just want to see what’s up with Lois. I want Clark with Lana.
Comment by jaxia — September 22, 2004 @ 2:27 am
Can I kill Omar? Would it be possible to get a recap that makes sense in its continuity without all of his gratuitous crap?
*wading through the bullshit to find the story line*
Comment by spycedtx — September 22, 2004 @ 2:31 am
Yeah, they like to add their own commentary, but sometimes it’s actually funny
I do a lot of skimming.
Comment by jaxia — September 22, 2004 @ 2:33 am
I just saw a Mountain Dew Jet Black today. Grape flavored.
Pepsi’s milking the mountain dew craze on all 4 teats.
Comment by kemidra — September 22, 2004 @ 5:36 am
I think Live Wire rocks!! And yeah Smallville is good. I love all that teen mellow drama
Comment by mister_fister — September 22, 2004 @ 5:44 am
Did you watch it?
Comment by jaxia — September 22, 2004 @ 1:19 pm
Did you try it? The Livewire tastes like Orange Crush to me. I guess the difference is that it has more caffine?
Comment by jaxia — September 22, 2004 @ 1:21 pm
I didn’t buy any at the time because I’m trying to stay away from non-diet soda. I later decided it was worth it to give it a try, but I couldn’t find it again. I’m sure I’ll see more soon though.
Comment by kemidra — September 22, 2004 @ 1:29 pm
“Billie Jean”
[1st Verse]
She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don’t Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
OK so there he is in the club.
(uuurrrbudy in da club ge-in tipsy)
He sees this TKO
They dance. Target acquired.
[2nd Verse]
She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
They exchanged names.
They danced.
People gauked.
He’s her club trick for the night.
[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don’t Go Around Breaking Young Girls’ Hearts
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do ‘Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth
He’s reflecting.
Hindsight is 20/20.
Why, oh why, did I go home with that ho.
[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
I didn’t date that skank ho!
We hit it ONE time.
I am not that babydaddy!
[3rd Verse]
For Forty Days And Forty Nights
The Law Was On Her Side
But Who Can Stand When She’s In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
‘Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
(Do Think Twice)
The paternity trial lasted more than a month!
But I brought every muufuggar in da club up in that shit!
They got under oath & said she spread it around like Peanut Butter!
Damn! If you meet some bar ho & she tries to take yo ass to the crib-
think twice! That means wear TWO funbags, dawg!
[4th Verse]
She Told My Baby We’d Danced ‘Till Three
Then She Looked At Me
Then Showed A Photo My Baby Cried
His Eyes Looked Like Mine
Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby
Then I sees her dumb ass up in the club when I’m there with my new girl.
That dumb ho shows my girl
a picture of her nappy headed baby.
Damn, that kid kinda did look like me tho’.
[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don’t Go Around Breaking Young Girls’ Hearts
She Came And Stood Right By Me
Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
This Happened Much Too Soon
She Called Me To Her Room
damn. Mama told me to be careful.
now I gots me a kid. I think.
damn.
[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
She Says I Am The One
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
I am telling you- I am not that babydaddy!
Billie Jean is just some ho that wants me to buy pampers n shit, knowwhati’msaying, dawg?
Comment by filterfactor — September 22, 2004 @ 4:19 pm
Whoda thunk that was what it was about? Wear a condom!
That is friggin hilarious! I spit LiveWire all over my computer! I’m going to repost it
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 1:32 am