Comments on: Random Stuff http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/ A Sneak Peak Into My Crazy Life, and the Technology, Books, Movies & Music I Enjoy Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:27:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: jaxia http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1228 jaxia Thu, 23 Sep 2004 05:32:22 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1228 Whoda thunk that was what it was about? Wear a condom! That is friggin hilarious! I spit LiveWire all over my computer! I'm going to repost it :) Whoda thunk that was what it was about? Wear a condom!

That is friggin hilarious! I spit LiveWire all over my computer! I’m going to repost it :)

]]> By: filterfactor http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1227 filterfactor Wed, 22 Sep 2004 20:19:09 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1227 <i>"Billie Jean" [1st Verse] She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round</i> OK so there he is in the club. (uuurrrbudy in da club ge-in tipsy) He sees this TKO They dance. Target acquired. [2nd Verse] <i>She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round </i> They exchanged names. They danced. People gauked. He's her club trick for the night. [Bridge] <i>People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth</i> He's reflecting. Hindsight is 20/20. Why, oh why, did I go home with that ho. [Chorus] <i>Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son</i> I didn't date that skank ho! We hit it ONE time. I am not that babydaddy! [3rd Verse] <i>For Forty Days And Forty Nights The Law Was On Her Side But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand Her Schemes And Plans 'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice (Do Think Twice)</i> The paternity trial lasted more than a month! But I brought every muufuggar in da club up in that shit! They got under oath & said she spread it around like Peanut Butter! Damn! If you meet some bar ho & she tries to take yo ass to the crib- think twice! That means wear TWO funbags, dawg! [4th Verse] <i>She Told My Baby We'd Danced 'Till Three Then She Looked At Me Then Showed A Photo My Baby Cried His Eyes Looked Like Mine Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby </i> Then I sees her dumb ass up in the club when I'm there with my new girl. That dumb ho shows my girl a picture of her nappy headed baby. Damn, that kid kinda did look like me tho'. [Bridge] <i>People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts She Came And Stood Right By Me Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume This Happened Much Too Soon She Called Me To Her Room</i> damn. Mama told me to be careful. now I gots me a kid. I think. damn. [Chorus] <i>Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son She Says I Am The One Billie Jean Is Not My Lover Billie Jean Is Not My Lover Billie Jean Is Not My Lover Billie Jean Is Not My Lover Billie Jean Is Not My Lover Billie Jean Is Not My Lover</i> I am telling you- I am not that babydaddy! Billie Jean is just some ho that wants me to buy pampers n shit, knowwhati'msaying, dawg? “Billie Jean”

[1st Verse]
She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don’t Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

OK so there he is in the club.
(uuurrrbudy in da club ge-in tipsy)
He sees this TKO
They dance. Target acquired.

[2nd Verse]
She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

They exchanged names.
They danced.
People gauked.
He’s her club trick for the night.

[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don’t Go Around Breaking Young Girls’ Hearts
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do ‘Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth

He’s reflecting.
Hindsight is 20/20.
Why, oh why, did I go home with that ho.

[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

I didn’t date that skank ho!
We hit it ONE time.
I am not that babydaddy!

[3rd Verse]
For Forty Days And Forty Nights
The Law Was On Her Side
But Who Can Stand When She’s In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
‘Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
(Do Think Twice)

The paternity trial lasted more than a month!
But I brought every muufuggar in da club up in that shit!
They got under oath & said she spread it around like Peanut Butter!
Damn! If you meet some bar ho & she tries to take yo ass to the crib-
think twice! That means wear TWO funbags, dawg!

[4th Verse]
She Told My Baby We’d Danced ‘Till Three
Then She Looked At Me
Then Showed A Photo My Baby Cried
His Eyes Looked Like Mine
Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby

Then I sees her dumb ass up in the club when I’m there with my new girl.
That dumb ho shows my girl
a picture of her nappy headed baby.
Damn, that kid kinda did look like me tho’.

[Bridge]
People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don’t Go Around Breaking Young Girls’ Hearts
She Came And Stood Right By Me
Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
This Happened Much Too Soon
She Called Me To Her Room

damn. Mama told me to be careful.
now I gots me a kid. I think.
damn.

[Chorus]
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She’s Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
She Says I Am The One
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

I am telling you- I am not that babydaddy!
Billie Jean is just some ho that wants me to buy pampers n shit, knowwhati’msaying, dawg?

]]> By: kemidra http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1226 kemidra Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:29:55 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1226 I didn't buy any at the time because I'm trying to stay away from non-diet soda. I later decided it was worth it to give it a try, but I couldn't find it again. I'm sure I'll see more soon though. I didn’t buy any at the time because I’m trying to stay away from non-diet soda. I later decided it was worth it to give it a try, but I couldn’t find it again. I’m sure I’ll see more soon though.

]]> By: jaxia http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1225 jaxia Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:21:14 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1225 Did you try it? The Livewire tastes like Orange Crush to me. I guess the difference is that it has more caffine? Did you try it? The Livewire tastes like Orange Crush to me. I guess the difference is that it has more caffine?

]]> By: jaxia http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1224 jaxia Wed, 22 Sep 2004 17:19:53 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1224 Did you watch it? Did you watch it?

]]> By: mister_fister http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1223 mister_fister Wed, 22 Sep 2004 09:44:19 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1223 I think Live Wire rocks!! And yeah Smallville is good. I love all that teen mellow drama I think Live Wire rocks!! And yeah Smallville is good. I love all that teen mellow drama

]]> By: kemidra http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1222 kemidra Wed, 22 Sep 2004 09:36:24 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1222 I just saw a Mountain Dew Jet Black today. Grape flavored. Pepsi's milking the mountain dew craze on all 4 teats. I just saw a Mountain Dew Jet Black today. Grape flavored.

Pepsi’s milking the mountain dew craze on all 4 teats.

]]> By: jaxia http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1221 jaxia Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:33:26 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1221 Yeah, they like to add their own commentary, but sometimes it's actually funny :) I do a lot of skimming. Yeah, they like to add their own commentary, but sometimes it’s actually funny :) I do a lot of skimming.

]]> By: spycedtx http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1220 spycedtx Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:31:59 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1220 Can I kill Omar? Would it be possible to get a recap that makes sense in its continuity without all of his gratuitous crap? *wading through the bullshit to find the story line* Can I kill Omar? Would it be possible to get a recap that makes sense in its continuity without all of his gratuitous crap?

*wading through the bullshit to find the story line*

]]> By: jaxia http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1219 jaxia Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:27:21 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2004/09/22/random-stuff/#comment-1219 The brief sumamry: "Papa Luthor ends up in jail, but manages to poison Lex, blow up Chloe, and get a killer head-shaving." Longer version: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=81 (TWOP is awesome!) Mostly, I just want to see what's up with Lois. I want Clark with Lana. The brief sumamry:
“Papa Luthor ends up in jail, but manages to poison Lex, blow up Chloe, and get a killer head-shaving.”

Longer version:
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=81

(TWOP is awesome!)

Mostly, I just want to see what’s up with Lois. I want Clark with Lana.

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