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I AM 14% WHITE TRASH!
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
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| Your Penis Name is: Big Lebowski |
| Your Boobies’ Names Are: Abercrombie & Fitch |
You must like to spank or be spanked, because your
romance is remeniscent of Secretary. A truly
modern love story, it shows that you don’t need
to be conventional to be normal. You’re
probably the type that owns a whole lot more
leather than what’s upholstering your car or
sofa. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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I AM 6% WHITE TRASH! Your Penis Name is: Curious George
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the WHITE TRASH test at Fuali.com
Comment by frogboy3 — September 23, 2004 @ 4:31 am
Curious George? Do I want to know? Haha!
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 4:43 am
I AM 20% WHITE TRASH!I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. . I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box. Take the WHITE TRASH test at Fuali.com
Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef ThermometerGet your own Penis Name
Comment by grizzilla — September 23, 2004 @ 5:41 am
Your penis name doesn’t surprise me at all
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 5:50 am
hmmm, not sure if I should take that as a complient or not
I guess I need to hange it’s name from “Thwack the Love Plunger”, huh?
Of course I can say that your penis name surprised me. Actually it was the fact you ahd something to name
Comment by grizzilla — September 23, 2004 @ 7:10 am
You might scare the ladies away with a name like “Thwack the Love Plunger” and that wouldn’t be a good thing. We need to cultivate the ladies for the trike!
I thought I told you that I had penis envy?
*innocent smile*
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 8:03 am
Everyone remembers the ‘faked-orgasm-in-a-deli’sequence from your kind of movie When Harry MetSally. It seems that you’re falling for a buddyor have already fallen for them. Uh-oh. You’reprobably caught between the possibility ofhaving a great relationship and wrecking theone you have now. You know what they say, it’sbetter to regret something you did thansomething you didn’t do.
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DAMMIT.
Comment by maskedfencer — September 23, 2004 @ 10:04 am
Go for it!
You can do it!
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 10:29 am
I actually bought a frame for the trike yesterday. Well on my way.
To be honest I never felt like it needed a name. it should stand on its own (so to speak)
I am pretty sure I would have remembered somethign like that if you hald told me before.
Comment by grizzilla — September 23, 2004 @ 10:31 am
“You must like to spank or be spanked…”
YES YOU DO!!!!
oh wait, sorry…yea ummmm…I mean…you do?
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 23, 2004 @ 11:00 am
“You must remember this, a kiss is still akiss”. Your romance is Casablanca. Aclassic story of love in trying times, chockfull of both cynicism and hope. You obviouslybelieve in true love, but you’re alsoconstantly aware of practicality and societalexpectations. That’s not always fun, but atleast it’s realistic. Try not to let the Nazisget you down too much.
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That’s me - true love in trying times.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 23, 2004 @ 11:13 am
Hahaha! You think you’re funny, don’t you?
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 12:17 pm
You know, I never saw that movie.
*hides from the flying rocks*
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 12:19 pm
You’ve just been buying all kinds of stuff lately!
Really? I thought all guys named it? I always assumed it was some class you took in middle school.
Well, we have known each other for…6 years? 7 years? Something like that. That is a lot of info to keep track of, ya know?
Comment by jaxia — September 23, 2004 @ 2:21 pm
The buying stuff is the curse of the annual review bonus. BUt at least I am buying things that will be around for a while and not just lapdances and body shots like all the other years
Naaa, I would bet only a small percentage of guys seriously name it. Most of the time it is just a joke to get a reaction out of a girl.
I would be willing to bet it is more than 7 years. next week is my 7 year anniversary at work as an FTE and I was there 6-7 months before that. That “a-” time was when I first met you I believe.
“You must remember this, a kiss is still akiss”. Your romance is Casablanca. Aclassic story of love in trying times, chockfull of both cynicism and hope. You obviouslybelieve in true love, but you’re alsoconstantly aware of practicality and societalexpectations. That’s not always fun, but atleast it’s realistic. Try not to let the Nazisget you down too much.
Comment by grizzilla — September 23, 2004 @ 4:45 pm
“You must remember this, a kiss is still akiss”. Your romance is Casablanca. Aclassic story of love in trying times, chockfull of both cynicism and hope. You obviouslybelieve in true love, but you’re alsoconstantly aware of practicality and societalexpectations. That’s not always fun, but atleast it’s realistic. Try not to let the Nazisget you down too much.
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Yup, me too.
Rick’s American Bar is me in a nutshell. :p
Yarha, Or Just Me as a Nut
Comment by yarha — September 24, 2004 @ 1:20 am
Lapdances and body shots? And I wasn’t invited?!
I started working there in July of 97. I was an “a-” for 90 days. Somewhere, I have my old pst on floppy with our first emails on it
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 1:52 am
You could be having trying times because you had all the lesbians crushing on you
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 1:53 am
Yes. Yes I am. :p
I am wearing my “Great Hands” shirt today.
*evil grin*
I am feeling kinda evil today.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 2:33 am
lol.
Rocks…hell at this point the women are using bricks. Well at me at least.
Then it is set I have the movie at home (valley), I will have to snag it next time I am there. I am a sucker for old black and whites.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 2:39 am
Bah! You say that like it is something out of the ordinary. When are you not feeling evil?
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 3:01 am
You deserve bricks :p
You may be, but I’m not. Not unless it’s Harvey!
I wanna go to Mexico! must.have.tacos
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 3:02 am
NEVER!
I AM Puss-In-Boots!
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 3:28 am
That’s not nice.
Don’t bring poor Harvey into this. His hair is already falling out.
Come with me! You know you wanna.
Tacos, banana raspas, margaritas and dancing oh my.
Mom will have the fridge stocked full of Dr P, ice cream pops, tamales, cookies and chocolate. They would love to have you home.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 3:41 am
When are you going? I need to see them to get myself out of trouble for not going before I left. I’d probably fly though.
As long as it’s not that pickle/grape kool-aid raspa, then I’m all for it! Wow! That thing was SOUR!
You left out the REAL Coke and pastries. *drools* Pastries…
And, you’d have to get some burly guys to go if you wanna go dancing. I’m NOT going dancing in Mexico with just the two of us. They’d grab this gringo and…/shudder
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 3:59 am
This weekend! OoO Get on a plane now!
Yea it was. Need to do a Banana one or my favorite: Stawberry and Cream.
It was up my sleeve as reserves to get you to come.
*magic finger*
REAL COKE. Pastries… Come home…
You are a china doll over there. You have no worries…I would have to worry about big burly guys getting me out of the picture.
No, dancing would be on this side of the border. Club that has dance floors with cages to dance in sound good to you? *evil grin*
I made money last time I danced there. I am sure we could pay for your ticket easy.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 4:26 am
No :p I can’t this weekend. I have too many other plans.
*magic fingers*
Come to Dallas. Come to Dallas.
Sue Ellen’s has a dance floor and cages too - I’m sure you could make money here
China Doll? I have NEVER been compared to a china doll!
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 4:42 am
Nasty men from Mex would see you as a porcelain doll with your skin, hair and how small you are. Hell it wouldn?t surprise me at all if you did get called that over there…not unusual. I think Mildred one time was called that. *scratching head*
That’s cool. We need to plan on a trip for you to come down though it would be fun!
Do you want me to get in the car now?
Sounds like I can make gas money.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 5:34 am
Was Mildred wearing that red dress with the ribbons? I’d call her a china doll too!
You don’t get off work for another half hour
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 6:26 am
heh heh heh….you said Floppy
Everyon eis invited, especially pretty girls. But sometimes thises things just happen and I haqve trained myself not to make any sudden movements of make any noise to ensure that the good stuff that is happening doesn’t stop
Comment by grizzilla — September 24, 2004 @ 6:29 am
Guys seem to have mixed feelings about taking me to places like that. Some don’t like that I get the attention. Others like the fact that girls will sit in their laps while waiting for my lap to free up
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 6:33 am
Dont remember, but knowing that girl she was wearing. Probably something that made men wish they were worthy of any attention from her. Even if it would be her spitting on their shoe.
15min now.
Don’t tempt me. You just might get what you ask for.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 6:53 am
She needs to teach me how to dress!
I always get what I want.
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 6:55 am
OMG!
I can see it already your attitude and her sassy unconventional, unique, sexy way of dressing…*drooling*
No you don’t. Perception is 10% reality in my book.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 7:08 am
I’m always up for shopping
Just convince her!
You may think you are getting what you want - in reality, I’ve just convinced you to want what I’m giving you *evil grin*
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 7:14 am
Well she will have to come visit me once I move soo…… ^^
Out witted once again…
*grabs chest and falls to knees*
Why don’t you just put my in front of a squad and finish me off.
But fruit for thought:
If I like what I am getting then I will convience you to keep giving it to me. At that point I am leading you to what I want you to give me. Remember the submissive one always has the control in the end. *evil grin*
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 24, 2004 @ 7:52 am
I thought I was the submissive one?
*innocent smile*
“Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac!”
Comment by jaxia — September 24, 2004 @ 9:36 am
I took a girl from the old LC office ot a lap dance place and I didn’t mind at all.
In fact I got to watch some of the best lapdances I had ever seen.
The downside is that strip clubs in WA are pretty lame. No alcohol and no food not to mention the rules regarding wat needs to be covered.
But next time you are in town we can go, for sure! Maybe on an amateur night? You would be a lock for prize money
Comment by grizzilla — September 24, 2004 @ 11:28 am
You took another woman out for lap dances?! *gasp*
No alcohol? That blows monkey chunks.
Naa, I don’t dance well like that. I have a white girl’s rhythm.
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 3:59 pm
But that is what the pre-funk drinking before going to the “dance” club is for.
Nd for the record the strip club was her idea, but I think she was glad we decided to go there before we went and got her nipple pierced.
Comment by grizzilla — September 26, 2004 @ 5:21 pm
*evil grin -> huge smile*
Yea you are the submissive one in the end.
Clause:
When you wanna be.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 27, 2004 @ 1:17 am
You just think you have it alllll figured out, don’t you?
Pshsha!
Comment by jaxia — September 27, 2004 @ 3:53 am
No…I’m workin on it.
“I’m wearin you down.”
*cut to Urkle dance move*
Get back to me in 2 weeks. We’ll see who ends up on top.
Comment by darkeyesdreamin — September 27, 2004 @ 4:08 am
Haha! Uh..do lesbians really do that?
Yarha, Orange or Strawberry Crush? Is There Such a Thing?
Comment by yarha — September 27, 2004 @ 7:11 am