Sheesh, it’s been a long weekend and it’s barely noon on Sunday.
Friday night I went to MW’s for a pool party/steak cook out. I’m such a puss - the water was way too friggin cold! *brrr* I tried to hang, but I couldn’t for very long. We watched SWAT, which has ’s Michelle Rodriguez in it. Yummy!
I went out last night. It was a fairly tame evening, all in all. MW made me do Royal Fuck’s but I was up for the challenge. Some teeny bopper girl was trying to hit on me, but her gf got jealous and stormed out of the bar. It was pretty funny. SA and I were trying to take a picture together, and my top kept coming unbuttoned. Gah! So I have like 5 pictures in different poses with my shirt gaping open. Argh. I have some other pictures to post, but they will have to wait until tonight or tomorrow. I’ve got to get in the shower and head over to MW’s house. We are going to ride dirt bikes. Maybe I can get some pictures of me being a biker bitch. I did just find all of my leather pants in a box outside…Naaa, that’s a different kind of day.
I really want to take the class that the Honda dealership offers to learn how to ride. I think with as many miles as I have spent on the back of a bike, I should prolly know how to control it on my own. Just in case, ya know?
I weighed myself yesterday. Scary thought. I am tied for my heaviest ever. *sigh* I’ve been trying for awhile now to gain weight, but I seem to be gaining all of it in my belly…which pisses me off when I try to put on my tight jeans. I guess I need to start doing some situps or something. Heaven forbid I put down the brownies and Dr Pepper that I am having for a snack, or the buttered honey bun I had with my chunked/peppered/covered hashbrowns this morning. The best part about it is I can save money now because I can quit buying “fat shakes.” (350 calorie Ensure, for those not “in the know”) Maybe my metabolism is changing, or maybe my tape worm finally died. Ha!
Did anyone have an exciting weekend?
Alliance of Free Blogs - I found You Know You Wanna while searching for kitty porn. No, that's not a typo.
I had a pretty boring weekend, apart from the fact that Lou now has internet at home again so on Friday night i got to talk to her into the wee hours of the morning
haha ‘my’ Michelle Rodriguez… oh how right you are, she’s MINE lol 
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Comment by chynafox — September 26, 2004 @ 5:43 am
Why have you been trying to gain weight? Was there something wrong medically??
Comment by xanderschild — September 26, 2004 @ 6:11 am
Nope. I am just 5′8″ and was down to 105 lbs about 6 months to a year ago. At 105, I look like a crack addict. I wasn’t trying to lose weight, I was just stressed out and not taking care of myself, I guess. If I didn’t drink 4 of those fat shakes a day, I’d lose weight. I’m glad I’ve gained weight, I just wish I could pick where I gained it
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 6:24 am
Ah. I see.
Take care of yourself then (and I wish I had your problem *sigh* mine is the opposite).
^_^
Comment by xanderschild — September 26, 2004 @ 6:42 am
Let me know if you need anyone to judge which of those 5 pictures with your top bursting open is the best so you know which ones to post. I am a fair and impartial judge, as you know
Comment by grizzilla — September 26, 2004 @ 8:05 am
Yeah my weekend was decent! As for riding dirt bikes…I ride sport bikes and learned how at the community college. I think it was something like $150 for the course but they teach you everything you need to know. Riding out here in Las Vegas is dangerous as hell but its still a great feeling.
Oh and tummy crunches work wonders!! Just keep balancing yer diet and all that not so fun stuff, it’ll all work out
P.S. Yer CD is ready to go
Comment by mister_fister — September 26, 2004 @ 10:05 am
Bleh. My weekend was just okay until last night, when my girlfriend dropped the L-bomb. *smiles wide* Everything is so…wonderful! Ahhh… *happy sigh*
Comment by lovelesspoet — September 26, 2004 @ 10:29 am
This is so strange. To date, I’ve never yet read another livejournal where the author was so appealing so consistently.
Either you’re a writer on par with yarha, keeping us convinced all this time, or you just plain rock. 
My weekend was boring, since you asked.
Comment by kemidra — September 26, 2004 @ 10:32 am
I don’t know you but congrats.
But now you’ll have to change your username.
Comment by kemidra — September 26, 2004 @ 10:32 am
Hahaha Nah. Talking to random people is fun. And thank you.
Comment by lovelesspoet — September 26, 2004 @ 11:09 am
Yay! I cannot wait to hear the CD
*looking forward to it*
Yeah, that price sounds about right. My lessons went well today, but I will post about those later
Balance diet? I live for sugar! More sugar!!
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 1:54 pm
Wahoo! That is awesome! Did you say it back? Are you still on top of the world?
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 1:55 pm
YES!!!!!!! BLISS!!!
Comment by lovelesspoet — September 26, 2004 @ 1:55 pm
Hmm. Was that sarcastic or sincere? Me thinks someone might be making fun of me…I’m no match fo Yarha. I worship at his shrine.
/confused
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 1:57 pm
How long have you been going out?
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 2:01 pm
I went to a county fair type thingie.
With cows, and pigs, and lots of rednecks.
I realized I’ve never actually seen a female dairy cow before.
I always assumed I knew what udders looked like, but seeing row after row of full, needing to be milked udders was a little surprising.
I guess on TV they just use non-dairy cows or something.
Other than cows, it was a very boring fair. And hot.
Comment by maskedfencer — September 26, 2004 @ 2:39 pm
I had a fun weekend involving power tools, loss of power, and sweating a whole lot. I have anymore fun, I’m gonna barf.
‘Grats on the L word, loveless. Tried it out myself and I’m very happy feeling as well.
Jax, weight gain without muscle tone isn’t good. That pudge you feel is fat collecting on top of your ab muscles and without doing situps, crunchies, or some type of workout for those, you’ll have a little cute pot belly. *grin* Mmmm body shots out of a pot belly. /drool
Comment by chumas — September 26, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
The pics are up, but sorry, I couldn’t bring myself to post too much exposed flesh tonight. Since my brother created a LJ, I need to create a filter for the “skin” shots. There are some things he just doesn’t need to know about his big sister
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 3:30 pm
The females are very obvious
Did you get to try milking one? It’s not something I would want to have to do every day, that’s for sure!
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 3:32 pm
Chumas! Who’s the lucky gal?! She better treat you right! Details! Cmon!
I know. *sigh* I am just lazy. I need to get unlazy or the ladies’ll start running away from me. I need a workout partner though. It is so hard to motivate myself to exercise.
As for body shots, I have some very hilarious pics involving people trying to drink honey beer out of my belly button, spilling it all over my pants, having to take off said pants because they were wet, needing help and falling head first into the AC unit in the hotel. Ahh, good times!
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 3:35 pm
No, no… that was sincere. I know it sounded weird. I just meant that you say quite a bit in your posts that makes me go “aww” or just “damn, she’s cool.” You’ve just got lots of “awesome” points going. The motorcycle bitch comment just made me want to mention it finally.
Comment by kemidra — September 26, 2004 @ 4:01 pm
Er, biker bitch.
I’m tired.
Comment by kemidra — September 26, 2004 @ 4:02 pm
*light bulb flickers*
OooOooOOooOO - I think I get it now. I thought maybe it was sarcastic about the girl hitting on me - that I always paint myself appealing when I’m not. You were talking about the whole TGY thing and the great revelation? And I either actually rock or I’ve gotcha snowed?
Comment by jaxia — September 26, 2004 @ 4:11 pm
Yeah. And I was kinda kidding about the “you’ve got me snowed” part. It just reminded me of Yarha… how everyone was just really impressed with “her” and loved her.
I don’t really think that you’re somehow faking or that you’re not really this cool. It’s just really neat because there’s so much about you that’s incredibly appealing, that’s all. I’m not really sure why it made me think of Yarha… I guess just because of the fond feeling I get from reading your posts. With him it’s usually because of something delightful and witty he said and with you it’s because of some new nuance to your personality you reveal. And it’s all just… cool. 
That’s all. I know I didn’t explain myself well, but I promise it wasn’t sarcasm. 
Comment by kemidra — September 26, 2004 @ 4:22 pm
See? See that, there… that’s what I mean! Just totally appealing! There’s no other word for it. Honey beer out of the belly button! Falling into AC unit while trying to remove pants! Delightful stuff.
I’m gonna shut up now before I scare you.
I swear, I really am tired or I’d be less weird.
Comment by kemidra — September 26, 2004 @ 4:25 pm
I agree. I know I wouldn’t want to see that from my sister either.
Comment by grizzilla — September 26, 2004 @ 5:20 pm
The ravings of a sleepy mind. *grin*
Rules of decorum say that I’m not going to share who it is for a while yet. Starting out for a few weeks and so far, we’re very compatible.
Comment by chumas — September 26, 2004 @ 11:20 pm
Unlike my journal that makes everyone want to cry. Now and then I re-read mine and think maybe I shouldn’t be so damn negative…. nahhh.
Jax is all light and love though. I do enjoy reading about your adventures. No, that’s not sarcasm. =)
Comment by zuraliya_dances — September 27, 2004 @ 1:03 am
Now I’m blushing. A true, honest to goodness, even my scalp is red - blushing! And if you didn’t explain well at first, you’ve made up for it
Comment by jaxia — September 27, 2004 @ 2:45 am
Light and love! I need to go back and reread my journal. I’ve got some darkness! Lemme find it!
Your stories make me laugh
Comment by jaxia — September 27, 2004 @ 2:46 am
You’re cute when you’re sleepy.
*winks*
Comment by jaxia — September 27, 2004 @ 2:48 am
I always say if they aren’t sharing on LJ, it must BE someone from LJ. Chumas, did you hook up with Kemidra? Kemi’s been glowing about some fella lately…
Comment by jaxia — September 27, 2004 @ 2:49 am
@_@
No, not Kemi.
Comment by chumas — September 27, 2004 @ 7:41 am
No, they had a machine set up to milk the cows. So I got to see how it works. You could then drink the milk. mmmmm yummy, fattening whole milk….
I always assumed most of the milk was stored inside the cow’s body. These udders were the size of beach balls, and looked a bit painful for the poor cows.
Comment by maskedfencer — September 27, 2004 @ 9:18 am
Let’s see…Kit’s married, Parmi’s married, Tarot’s married, Sichy and I don’t swing that way, Dahne’s too young…Who’s left? Yarha?
Leline? WHO! I hate not knowing. *sigh*
Comment by jaxia — September 27, 2004 @ 11:08 am
I’m soooo glad she left me off that list.
Chumas is, however, my brother’s type.
Which is always fun being mistaken for your gay twin brother.
Or him for his womanizing creep of a twin brother.
Come on, we wanna know!
Comment by maskedfencer — September 27, 2004 @ 12:50 pm
compared to me your sally sunshine.. I love your journal. I’m the one that people read and say… hmmm perhaps we should alert pine rest we have one on the way.. Go re read you cat stealing sausage entry..You not that negitive.
mags
Comment by magdollna — September 28, 2004 @ 11:54 am
You have a gay twin brother? How did I miss that?
Comment by jaxia — September 30, 2004 @ 2:49 am
I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it.
Just random info…
Comment by maskedfencer — September 30, 2004 @ 4:38 am
Identical?
Comment by jaxia — September 30, 2004 @ 6:10 am
yup. He’s thinner and looks older, though.
Comment by maskedfencer — September 30, 2004 @ 9:19 am
Is it weird having a gay brother? I always wonder how my brother and sister feel about me. You know, if they catch a lot of flack for it or if they feel weird about it…
Comment by jaxia — October 1, 2004 @ 1:33 am
hmmm, well, no, not really.
I mean, I can’t stand him no matter what he does, gay or not.
I don’t like his taste in men, but then, I don’t think anyone would like his taste in men.
I suppose I could catch a lot of flak about it, if anyone was stupid enough to give me any. I have this “psycho” look about me when I get irritated that prevents most people from wanting to see where that goes.
He does have to “tone it down” a little. He’s very politically minded, and it’s a chore to explain to him that you just can’t write letters to the editor bitching out big players in a small town, who could ruin our father’s buisness. (He can do that all he wants when he’s not living at home anymore.
)
We live in Massachusetts, though. It’s pretty liberal in most areas. Stupid loud people abound, but as was wonderfully pointed out by a racist many years back, they have to hide behind their doors.
The gay scene here sucks worse than the straight scene, but that’s just because the town sucks.
Comment by maskedfencer — October 1, 2004 @ 12:12 pm