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   Comment by jenduf — January 1, 2001 @ 12:00 am

2. “wanna bandaid?”

   Oh wait, that’s my reply for “bloody fingers” from a childhood “scary” joke.

   Nevermind. My mind is now blank because I cant get “wanna bandaid” out of my head.

   Comment by princessvespa — October 7, 2004 @ 8:14 am

3. What I did to my girlfriend the other night.

   Comment by rasputinaxp — October 7, 2004 @ 8:14 am

4. a chair with gloved fingers growing out of it

   i’m strange

   Comment by shirogirl — October 7, 2004 @ 8:21 am

5. Totally thought of bandaids also

   Comment by mustangtali — October 7, 2004 @ 8:23 am

6. THANK GOD! whew…

   Comment by princessvespa — October 7, 2004 @ 8:35 am

7. Magic Fingers = Come to Dallas.
   We’re all going to Dallas…We’re all going to Dallas!

   Comment by darkeyesdreamin — October 7, 2004 @ 8:35 am

8. Magic Fingers = Me love you long time?

   Comment by darkeyesdreamin — October 7, 2004 @ 8:44 am

9. Liberace

   Yarha, I Named My Youngest Dog Liberace on Account of He’s the Pianist

   Comment by yarha — October 7, 2004 @ 8:45 am

10. Pretty freaking cool, I say.

    Strange I will give you that, but very creative answer.

    Comment by darkeyesdreamin — October 7, 2004 @ 8:57 am

11. Dolores Herbig. As in “her big brown eyes”.

    Comment by transientmind — October 7, 2004 @ 9:01 am

12. And, by extension, those little rubber finger things. Those things skeeve me. I’d rather have trouble turning pages, thank you!

    Comment by transientmind — October 7, 2004 @ 9:02 am

13. Oh my gosh! I forgot about those things! That’s hilarious you thought of her

    Comment by mustangtali — October 7, 2004 @ 9:14 am

14. Am I missing something obvious? What do bloody fingers have to do with magic fingers?

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:17 am

15. Haha. That’s how I learned what those things were called, by watching the show.

    Comment by transientmind — October 7, 2004 @ 9:17 am

16. You are getting near as reliable as
    Yay!

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:24 am

17. Huh? I so don’t get the bandaids.
    Wait…Is it because of that thing where you pretend to do a magic trick and have a broken finger and slide your thumb back and forth?

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:25 am

18. We never did take pictures of the joke.

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:26 am

19. Sex.

    Oh, right. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

    Just ignore the frustrated male going through puberty in his 20’s….

    Comment by maskedfencer — October 7, 2004 @ 9:26 am

20. Is there a joke in there I missed?

    Does your dog answer to Liberace? I’ve always heard dogs should have short names…
    /curious

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:27 am

21. I don’t watch that show, so I had to rely on Google to get that this one.

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:29 am

22. makes me think of “magic hands” which takes me to “jazz hands!” which takes me to “Bring it On!” which takes me to Tobey Macguire in his spideysuit. (which takes me to touching myself in an impure manner)

    Comment by spycedtx — October 7, 2004 @ 9:30 am

23. It’s really good. I don’t have cable but I watched season one on dvd.

    Comment by transientmind — October 7, 2004 @ 9:32 am

24. Oh the next time we have a chance we are going to take it.

    It is the picture perfect moment of a lifetime.. It would be funny as hell.

    Comment by darkeyesdreamin — October 7, 2004 @ 9:32 am

25. OoO - What kind of gloves? Velvet? Leather? Lace? Cotton?

    I want to sit in that chair.

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:40 am

26. Even better - my camera does videos. But I have yet to figure out how to post them. Remember outside the bar when you were trying to take the picture and were actually taking videos? One of those is funny, but I cannot figure out how to post it. As for the pictures, I look awful and so I’m not posting them.

    Comment by jaxia — October 7, 2004 @ 9:42 am

27. Hell Yeah!

    Movie Footage!

    We could do the whole thing!

    Well I will just have to see them soon.

    Comment by darkeyesdreamin — October 7, 2004 @ 9:54 am

28. Brem /gets an evil look on her face

    Comment by earmgr — October 7, 2004 @ 10:17 am

29. *blink* should i be afeared?

    Comment by spycedtx — October 7, 2004 @ 10:18 am

30. Ha ha no… have you never heard the bloody fingers joke?

    Comment by mustangtali — October 7, 2004 @ 10:23 am

31. It sounds like that Japanese vibrator you put on your fingers. Hopefully I am not the only one who has heard of this.

    Comment by starfkr — October 7, 2004 @ 10:52 am

32. Yea. I bet you would!

    One word. LEATHER!

    Comment by darkeyesdreamin — October 7, 2004 @ 11:00 am

33. Absolutely… NOTHING.

    It’s part of my nature to think of totally unrelated things when asked about specific things.

    Comment by princessvespa — October 7, 2004 @ 11:24 am

34. I thought of the way teachers always lick their fingers before turning pages. *shrug* I have no clue why…

    Comment by lovelesspoet — October 7, 2004 @ 11:40 am

35. I’m not THAT bad! Sheesh… :p
    http://www.affections.com/Massage-Glove.html
    That’s what came to my mind when you said “Magic Fingers.” hehe

    Comment by chumas — October 7, 2004 @ 12:04 pm

36. I’ve seen that… sadly enough I’ve even picked it up and considered it. I mean… for scientific research purposes only. *cough*

    Comment by zuraliya_dances — October 7, 2004 @ 1:44 pm

37. magic fingers = husband

    I dunno how he doos dat stuff! *googley eyes*

    Comment by zuraliya_dances — October 7, 2004 @ 1:47 pm

38. Yeah, I’m with most of the others. I totally think of foreplay. Me making little whimpering sounds with my eyes half-lidded and my mouth open slightly, him watching my face and getting aroused.

    I should mention here that I haven’t seen my incredibly sexually adept lover in nearly a month, I was supposed to see him Wednesday and it fell through, and now I’m really sexually frustrated and it doesn’t take much to get me going. So yeah, “magic fingers.” You could have said “windchimes” or “Homestar Runner characters” and it would have quickly led to about the same response.

    *insert single pitiable tear here*

    Comment by kemidra — October 7, 2004 @ 6:09 pm

39. Damn, after writing that first description, I’m totally seeing a new side to my icon…

    Comment by kemidra — October 7, 2004 @ 6:10 pm

40. You’re trying to rub it in my face aren’t you? I’ve still got nine good ones you know.

    Comment by jenduf — October 7, 2004 @ 7:05 pm

41. Didn’t mention that but yep, does look like the painter captured the moment of near supreme pleasure.
    Sorry you haven’t seen your lover, babe. Longing makes the heart grow fonder, but there’s a point too far.

    Comment by chumas — October 7, 2004 @ 11:17 pm

42. Generation gap. Liberace (see here ) was a popular pianist, once upon a time, known for his showy style and fantabulous costumes.

    Comment by yarha — October 8, 2004 @ 1:01 am

43. I guess not /left out of the loop

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:27 am

44. Actually, I know Liberace…I was just trying to figure out if there was a joke in your sign off - what does a dog have to do with a pianist?

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:28 am

45. I don’t think she meant to reply to you - Brem is her man. No need to be afraid

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:29 am

46. Are you right or left handed?

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:32 am

47. See! See! I tried to tell you!!

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:32 am

48. /cheers
    Yay! for satisfied women!

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:33 am

49. Heard of it?! Ha! I’ve…
    *cough* Er, uhm. What was that?

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:43 am

50. Oh yeah. I remember this teacher I crushed on in 8th grade. She would always use that pink stuff that helps you turn pages. I still think of her every time I see that stuff.

    Comment by jaxia — October 8, 2004 @ 1:44 am

51. right

    Comment by jenduf — October 8, 2004 @ 1:50 am

52. It’s a phonetic play on ‘peeing-est’, as the ‘one who pees most’. Joke delivered by much-lauded, deceased commedian Benny Hill, who, if there’s any justice, will spend some time in purgatory for perpetuating dumb humor.

    Yarha, When It Comes to Humor, It’s All About Quantity, Not Quality

    Comment by yarha — October 8, 2004 @ 2:49 am

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