If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?Reply here, then post the above line in your own journal.

I’m back!

My weekend was beautiful. I wish I could bottle it up to have on days when my spirits are low. More details coming soon, but I have a lot of work to catch up on.

Speaking of work, this is what my white board at work says:

If you have the ability to reach,
The top is always vacant.

Do you think my boss is nervous?

Over brunch yesterday, I told that I wasn’t updating as often because I felt like people were tired of reading about how happy I am. She told me I’d be surprised. Somewhere along the way, a light bulb went off and I remembered: This is my journal! I can write about whatever I want!

Good news this week: I got an A on my A&P test and a 100 on my sociology test. Thank goodness for extra credit – it bumped me up into the A range. I’ll take it though, since there were only 4 A’s even after the extra credit.

Since we have a 3-day weekend, SK and I are headed out of town on our first road trip together.

Hotel Sex: Love it, or hate it?

~jaxia~

LJ friendsCollage.

Ganked from sichernde_seele

On the way to work this morning, I made a startling observation.

Country Music: The only place where ‘doing’ rhymes with ‘ruin’

Has anyone ever told you, “When you’re in love, you just know” and you thought they were yanking your chain?

They were right.
I know.

1. What time do you get up? 7:15am
2. If you could eat lunch with one person (alive or dead), who would it be? My Pepaw (assuming we can get past that whole ‘cremated’ thing…)
3. Gold or Silver? Silver
4. What was the last movie you saw at the cinema? Finding Neverland
5. What is your favorite TV show? Alias and WSOP
6. What do you have for breakfast? Most anything with sugar on top
7. Who would you choose to be stuck in a room with? SK
8. What/who inspires you? R-E-S-P-E-C-T
9. What is your middle name? Michelle, my belle
10. Beach, city, or country? If you’re giving it to me, I’m not too picky
11. Favorite ice cream? Bluebell Mint Chocolate Chip
12. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? None for me, thanks
13. Favorite colors? Green and Blue
14. Favorite sandwich? True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT… mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe … they’re so perky. I love that.
15. What characteristic do you despise? Dishonesty
16. Favorite flower? Orchids, Lilies or the twitterpated one from Bambi
17. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? Anywhere I haven’t been, but Australia immediately comes to mind
18. What color is your bathrobe? None for me, thanks
19. Favorite brand of clothing? None for me, thanks
20. Where would you like to retire? Anywhere she is as long as it is somewhere between 30° 28′ N and 30° 2′ S
21. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
22. What did you do for your last birthday? What was her name again?
23. Where were you born? Baytown, Texas
24. Favorite sport to watch? Beach Volleyball
25. What fabric detergent do you use? All – Fresh Rain
26. Coke or Pepsi? Dr Pepper
27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Oh, I love the night life, I got to boogie
28. What is your shoe size? 7 1/2
29. Do you have any pets? Harvey might be offended if you call him that
30. Favorite alcoholic drink? Shouldn’t we support and encourage alcoholics in their sobriety?
31. What color pants are you wearing? I’m not wearing any pantyhose!
32. What are you listening to right now? Charlie Brown’s teacher
33. What’s the last thing you ate? What was her name again?
34. Do you wish on stars? We’re on a first name basis
35. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? If I were a crayon, I’d have other things to worry about – like that built-in sharpener!
36. How is the weather right now? Cold and dreary
37. Last person you talked to on the phone? Cingular’s automated system
38. How old are you today? Older’n hills on … my chest
39. Hair color? I’ll never te-ll
40. Do you wear contacts? Occasionally, they wear me
41. Siblings? I know you are, but what am I?
42. Favorite Month? June (Was that her name?)
43. Favorite Food? What WAS her name?!
44. Favorite Day Of The Year? Any day I don’t have to work
45. What do you do to vent anger? I try to think of the most harmless thing. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
46. What was your favorite toy as a child? Myself
47. What is your favorite cereal? Most anything with sugar in it
48. When was the last time you cried? Should I cry a little more? Should I try a little more?
49. What is under your bed? Dammit, I CAN’T REMEMBER HER NAME!
50. Who are the friends you have had the longest? Do past life holdovers count?
51. What did you do last night? Give me a minute, I’m still trying to remember her name.
52. Favorite smell? The scent of a woman
53. What are you afraid of? Killer Clowns From Outer Space
54. Favorite car? Yours
55. Number of keys on your key ring? 4
56. Can you juggle? Give me your balls, and I’ll show you.
57. How many states have you lived in? 2
58. How many cities have you lived in? More than 20
59. How many countries have you lived in? Not enough!
60. How many cars have you had & what was the first? 6, 1996 Ford Explorer
61. How many times were you married? You can’t catch me, I’m the ginger bread man!
62. How many offspring? None (Well, the DNA test results are still pending on little Tommy)
63. What is your 1st choice … Money, Health, Power? Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes.

When the one person you didn’t want to find your journal does — That’s a cool feeling.

When you wake up thinking it’s Friday and suddenly realize it’s Thursday — That’s a cool feeling.

When you’re trying to login at work and you can’t remember your new password — That’s a cool feeling.

When you get up to the cash register to pay for your food, and realize you don’t have any cash — That’s a cool feeling.

When you put something in a safe place and forget where you put it — That’s a cool feeling.

When you go to the store, spend $100 and still forget to buy the one thing you needed — That’s a cool feeling.

When you can’t find the beginning of a new role of toilet paper and wind up tearing the roll to shreds looking for it — That’s a cool feeling.

Have you had any cool feelings lately?