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Answers To The World’s Burning Questions

by @ 2:54 am on October 30, 2005. Filed under Auto | Blog | Humor | Technology

Since my job involves website design and marketing, I spend a lot of time with Webtrends and monitoring search engine traffic patterns. While I can’t afford to use Webtrends for my personal site, I do love to look at my search engine referral logs.

Microsoft tech support - I’m sorry if you came here looking for technical support. I’m out of that business, and PLEASE don’t call me at 2am because you accidentally deleted something really important.

World of Warcraft porn - Wow, I’ve heard of some very strange sexual interests, but this one just blows my mind. It never even occurred to me that the stuff even exists! Maybe it’s because my main character is a tauren shaman, and I just don’t find cows very sexy.

underage kitty porn - Is someone trying to play a joke on me? I was only kidding…

nudist underage - Think your smart and trying to get past that porn flag, hmmm?

how to know if you are lesbian - I’d be a millionaire and save a lot of women many years of heartache if I could find the definitive answer to this one!

stephan bonnar girlfriend - I have no idea if he’s single or not, but good luck, girl!

swat school rankings - Does it really matter? As long as you can carry a gun and handcuffs, it sounds like fun!

already written 500 word essays - Shame on you. But for the right price…

what does george bush think about roe v wade - He thinks?

hippies and rednecks college site - UT in Austin comes to mind…

testicular implants harder - I’m not really sure what you were looking for, buddy, but I hope you found it.

how to steal a bmw - If mine turns up missing, I’m knocking on your door first!

the best lesbian site in the world - Aww, I’m flattered!

3 Responses to “Answers To The World’s Burning Questions”

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  1. WoW pr0n FTW!

    Comment by Jo — October 31, 2005 @ 11:14 am

  2. I sure hope Alliance characters are better looking…

    To each their own, I suppose…

    Comment by Jaxia — October 31, 2005 @ 2:42 pm

  3. If it makes you feel better, you are my favorite cow in the whole game :P

    Comment by Jo — October 31, 2005 @ 4:18 pm

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