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Do You Want Fries With That?

by @ 2:15 pm on November 7, 2005. Filed under Humor | QoTW

Introducing SK’s Question of the Week. Burning philosophical questions from all seven of her personalities — a different quandary each week!

Best responses each week will win random, meaningless bonus points and a chance to see Jaxia’s boobies. Winner of this week’s contest will be posted on Friday.

Check under the cut for the contest this week!

“What is the best caption for this picture?”

Best Caption?

21 Responses to “Do You Want Fries With That?”

Comments

  1. An ackward silence filled the room as Bob and Jane waited for the Viagra to kick in.

    Comment by Adam — November 7, 2005 @ 2:56 pm

  2. Trying to cash in on the popularity of eating sushi off naked women, Greg’s male version of the restaurant is a flop.

    Comment by Drizztdj — November 7, 2005 @ 3:12 pm

  3. “Miss, would you like the super-sized calamari, or cream of sumolguy?
    I’d recommend the calamari, at least we can guess where it’s been.”

    No, I’m not doing this for a boob shot(regardless of what people may think of me, I’m not a TOTAL horndog) but can’t pass up the chance for bad humor.

    Comment by Chumas — November 7, 2005 @ 3:13 pm

  4. Was it good for you too baby?

    Comment by magdollna — November 7, 2005 @ 5:47 pm

  5. “Yes, I do want fries with that cause it sure doesn’t look good.”

    Do I have to come down to Texas if I win, or will you post a picture? :P

    Comment by Jo — November 7, 2005 @ 6:29 pm

  6. “Mr Cuthulu, I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!”

    “I’m sure you do, but you’ll still need to give me your soul to prove it.”

    And if I win the bonus prize, can I just drive over for it?

    Comment by Matt — November 7, 2005 @ 6:47 pm

  7. John, who was notorious for the phrase “It was THIIIIIIS big!!!”, left only this picture behind.

    Comment by Holly — November 7, 2005 @ 10:33 pm

  8. Phil had cornered the market in giant-squid-physical-therapy.

    Comment by Dave — November 8, 2005 @ 2:49 pm

  9. We have a winner for squid-hugger of the year!

    Comment by Corey — November 8, 2005 @ 3:39 pm

  10. CSI, facing budget cuts, now need to share autopsy tables with the marine biology department of UNLV.

    Prototypes of the 2 least popular blow-up sex dolls in history

    Pilates class after the takeover by our giant squid overlords looks a bit different

    All that remains of the Blair Squid Project investigation was this single photo

    Many people are shocked when they see the 2 of the 11 herbs and spices in the KFC’s original recipe chicken.

    Walt only knows 1 way to cover up the perfume smell from going to the strip club so his wife doesn’t know where he has been.

    Drastic measures are called for as a result of the massive frog shortage in high school biology class.

    Comment by Briani — November 8, 2005 @ 4:10 pm

  11. ewwwww!. A brown belt and black shoes? I don’t think there will be a second date.

    Comment by Chilly — November 10, 2005 @ 11:42 am

  12. 1. Leo had been using his penis pump an hour every night for two months straight, but his girth is nothing compared to Inky the giant squid’s wonder penis.

    2. You messed up my order. I wanted the squid with a side dish of yuppie with Dockers… not yuppie with jeans.

    3. Luca Brasi sleeps with the squids.

    4. No wonder the “All you can east sushi” only cost $1.99.

    Comment by Pauly — November 11, 2005 @ 1:57 am

  13. That was the last time Joey ever put on the “beer goggles”.

    Comment by Michael — November 11, 2005 @ 12:21 pm

  14. This was definitely the strangest relationship therapy session Dr. Phil had ever had.

    (P.S. how good a chance of seeing boobies do we get? 90%? 50%? 2%? Oh well, still worth a shot.)

    Comment by marchand chronicles — November 11, 2005 @ 2:39 pm

  15. Chumas - Yeah, bad humor is awesome! I’m a comment whore. I just thought that more people would play if I offered a prize. And since, to my knowledge, mostly guys read my blog…well, what better way to get them to participate than to offer up naked flesh? ;)

    Jo - If I posted it, then everyone would see it, so what’s the point of winning?!

    Matt - Uhm, ok. I’m ashamed to admit it, but should I know where you live? I didn’t even know that you were close enough to drive.

    Mike - Haha! I guess I didn’t explain the rules very well. You earn points, and the person with the most points at the end of the contest wins!

    Comment by Jaxia — November 11, 2005 @ 6:08 pm

  16. Jax - Erm… aye. Just a few towns over in “wonderful” crowded Plano.

    Would it confuse you less if I started signing these responses as “Stormknight?” :o)

    Comment by Matt — November 11, 2005 @ 6:36 pm

  17. “Squidman’s Secret Identity Revealed! In this exclusive National Inquisitor hidden camera photo, we discover his alter ego, Clark Kelp, recharging his superpowers in his underground laboratory.”

    Comment by Dave Westbay — November 12, 2005 @ 7:23 pm

  18. Well that was fun but I really have to go to a meeting. I will call you though.

    Comment by Tom W — November 13, 2005 @ 11:38 pm

  19. Alright already - yours is bigger !

    Comment by Tom aka Storgue of SC — November 14, 2005 @ 12:42 pm

  20. Matt - Ahhh! I was wondering ;)

    Thanks guys, but you were too late — but, there is hope!

    The new QoTW is up, so everyone be sure to make your submission before Friday!

    Comment by Jaxia — November 16, 2005 @ 3:13 pm

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