Comments on: WANTED: Lightly Seasoned Air Guitarist

By: Corey

Corey — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:26:38 +0000

No 9 lives
Stroke the muff
10,000 furballs

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 16:37:34 +0000

I want to vote for Pauly’s “Slappy the Wonder Midget and the Felatio Queens”!

But if I had to make up my own:

I Touch My Elf
(or Playing With My Elf), whatever.

By: Briani

Briani — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:43:53 +0000

Courtney Love’s Dealer
Parakeets Don’t Bounce
Truckstop Love Child
PANCAKES
Sliding Down Razorblades
Anti-Zombies

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 22:36:12 +0000

To Rip off a Few…

Jibber McJibberbops
Will Stop (Playing For Food)
Slabbie and the Slaughterhouse Six

By: Chilly

Chilly — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 21:08:09 +0000

Keyhole Cuiver
Society of Rebellious Evil (SORE)
Group of Revolutionary Extroverts (GORE)
Ni Ni’s Ta Ta’s
SpongeWorthy
Homicidal Flowers
FatChain
Fog Bolero
The Movies
Trist Howitzer

By: Michael

Michael — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 20:41:26 +0000

Let’s see, good band names…

Ice Cream Headache
Strawberry Dachshunds
Lipstick Banditos
Sunday Morning Masturbation
Irish at Midnight
Unconnected Incidents

I’m sure I’ll think of some more as soon as I submit this comment, but I’ll go with these for now…

By: Beck

Beck — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:45:58 +0000

Only one entry needed, inasmuch as it’s the obvious, perfect name:

The Furies

By: Briani

Briani — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 17:30:03 +0000

Queen Mistress and the Mistress Queens
Big Bugger and the Weirds
Land Phil and the Dumptrucks
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Steel-Tipped Boobs
Snitches Get Stitches
Black Eyes and Neckties
Lethal Rejection
404 and the File Not Founds

By: MaskedFencer

MaskedFencer — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:04:57 +0000

I’ve always been a fan of “Everyone Gets Laid”.

Sorry, I was watching PCU last night.

By: Pauly

Pauly — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 01:44:32 +0000

My favorite of the three is…. “The Schrödinger Cat Survivors”

Here is my suggestions for a band name:

1. Monkey Noogies
2. Microwaving Kittens
3. Slappy the Wonder Midget and the Felatio Queens