YKYW - Nursing Student Blog

I used to think I was the only fugitive from the land of the misfit toys, but it appears some of you are well acquainted with the island, hmm?

Without further ado, the greatest inventions of all time:

1. Jac - Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Pets - For those who are folliclely challenged; it sheds hope.
2. Briani - Tambourine – letting untalented people rock out on stage with their favorite jam bands for generations. No need to stand there or noodle dance, you can play an instrument.
3. Beck - The greatest invention ever is the condom. Apart from its disease prevention attributes, it made it possible for the first time ever for women to have sex without having to be terrified of becoming pregnant. It laid the groundwork which later gave rise to the sexual revolution. And you can’t beat that.
4. Briani - Thermos - How does it know if it is supposed to keep something hot or cold?
5. Pauly - I am most grateful for masturbation. To quote Woody Allen, “It’s sex with someone I love.”

Honorable mentions:
- MaskedFencer - Sex. Because let’s face it. Someone, at some point, had to be the first to wonder what happens when you put tab A into slot B
- Jac - Ginsu - But wait there’s more!
Mullets - Come on I gotta represent the raza sisters too.