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SK’s boss just saw me in my monkey pants.

Oh dear.

**edit**
Thanks to SK, we now have a picture of the monkey pants:

I’m such a slacker. SK sent me the new QOTW, but I haven’t posted it yet. I still need to write up my trip to Vegas, and our holiday party.

But, I don’t really feel like it. After returning from Vegas, I found out SK had to go through more chemo, and my contract at work wasn’t renewed.

I’m feeling very bah-humbug.

When in a jam, what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever been resourceful enough to use as alternative sexual protection when a condom just wasn’t available?

(Pull and pray isn’t what we are looking for here, either.)

In keeping with the blasphemous theme of recent posts, this week’s challenge: holiday greetings sure to send you straight to hell.

For example, SK’s favorite Christmas cards feature “Repo Clause” and angels claiming “Hallelujah! It’s a girl!”

So, pretend you are a greeting card designer, tasked with creating “alternative” holiday cards for the truly deranged. Your mission: to offend and amuse.

I lost count of the number of people who asked to see my boobs in Vegas, but I always gave them the same answer: You have to play to win! Here are the winners from last week. (more…)

Are there any C programmers around? I have an assignment due and I cannot figure out how to make this friggin function work:

Write a small program that uses the standard functions printf() and scanf() to:

Input two integers
Compute the sum of those numbers
Output the result, listing both the input values and the sum.

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I’m so confused. Help!

I’m heading to Vegas tomorrow, and probably won’t be updating while I am gone. Just wanted to let everyone know!

I will be back on Tuesday

A bunch of people had asked me about my lasik surgery. SK took this picture of my eye last night. It looks a lot better now than it did on Friday.

But, most of the questions are about my night vision. I can actually read signs earlier, which is nice when trying to find a new place. But, lights are still a bit blurry. I couldn’t figure out how to explain what the lights looked like…but then SK took this picture of Toby and I had the perfect example! Just pretend Toby’s eyes are lights and that is the effect right now.

It hasn’t even been a week yet, so I’m sure it will get better.

Lasik is so worth it. Within hours of my surgery, I told SK, “Even if my sight never gets any better than it is right now, it is still worth it.” I was even able to drive myself to my follow up appointment not even twenty four hours later. The only bad thing? Eye drops. I *hate* putting in eye drops. Thank goodness SK takes good care of me.

- In a flurry of holiday glee, we put up the Christmas tree and decorated the house with sit-abouts.

- We’re having a holiday shindig on the 17th, and I’m really looking forward to it.

- I’m leaving for Vegas on Friday. I’m taking the red eye home on Monday night and arrive back in Dallas on Tuesday morning. I have to take two finals that same day.

- My nephews (3 and 4 years old) have learned how to call me all on their own.

It’s another Caption Contest!

You know the drill … (more…)