Comments on: Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket? http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/ A Sneak Peak Into My Crazy Life, and the Technology, Books, Movies & Music I Enjoy Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:22:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Michael http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-375 Michael Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:16:06 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-375 First one: "This year, Santa's got a *special* present for all the naughty boys and girls..." "... Webcams." Next one: Joseph looks at Mary and says, "I could have sworn assfucking couldn't get you pregnant." Final one (this would be more of a sight gag, but I'll try to describe it): (Front of card) "Here's how Santa *really* gets Rudolph's nose to light up..." (Inside card) (picture of Santa buggering Rudolph in the finest sheepfucking tradition) First one:
“This year, Santa’s got a *special* present for all the naughty boys and girls…”

“… Webcams.”

Next one:
Joseph looks at Mary and says, “I could have sworn assfucking couldn’t get you pregnant.”

Final one (this would be more of a sight gag, but I’ll try to describe it):
(Front of card)
“Here’s how Santa *really* gets Rudolph’s nose to light up…”

(Inside card)
(picture of Santa buggering Rudolph in the finest sheepfucking tradition)

]]> By: Chumas http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-363 Chumas Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:42:29 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-363 bah. http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/Carnekermit/drunk-santa-thumb.jpg bah.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/Carnekermit/drunk-santa-thumb.jpg

]]> By: Chumas http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-362 Chumas Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:42:09 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-362 Front of card: It's been a long long holiday kid, and Santa has got to unwind a little bit. I took some pictures in Cancun. Happy Holidays, and it's better if you're naughty. Inside of card: Front of card:
It’s been a long long holiday kid, and Santa has got to unwind a little bit.
I took some pictures in Cancun.
Happy Holidays, and it’s better if you’re naughty.

Inside of card:

]]> By: Briani http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-361 Briani Mon, 19 Dec 2005 16:30:55 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-361 Front of card: Joseph is looking sternly at a teenage Jesus. Jesus says "You can't tell me what to do......" Inside of card : ".... you aren't my real Father." Front of card: Joseph is looking sternly at a teenage Jesus. Jesus says “You can’t tell me what to do……”

Inside of card : “…. you aren’t my real Father.”

]]> By: Briani http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-360 Briani Mon, 19 Dec 2005 16:28:56 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-360 Here is a variation on a themes, and probably makes more sense to anyone who has seen"My Name is Earl" Front of Card: Mary and Joseph ar standing over the manger and the 3 wise men are there. We cannot see into the manger. One of the Wise men is saying to Joseph "Are you sure she is a virgin?" Joseph says "I never slept with her" You open the card to reveal in the manger the baby. The baby looks just like the Crab Man from Earl. Here is a variation on a themes, and probably makes more sense to anyone who has seen”My Name is Earl”

Front of Card: Mary and Joseph ar standing over the manger and the 3 wise men are there. We cannot see into the manger. One of the Wise men is saying to Joseph “Are you sure she is a virgin?” Joseph says “I never slept with her”

You open the card to reveal in the manger the baby. The baby looks just like the Crab Man from Earl.

]]> By: Beck http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-354 Beck Thu, 15 Dec 2005 18:30:17 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-354 I can't possibly lose this one. I'm like Babe Ruth, pointing to the fences, right before hitting one out of the park. Front of card: A picture of the Virgin Mary in a manger, spread eagled, giving birth. Joseph stands behind her smiling with pride. Caption: "How did Joseph know that Mary wasn't really a virgin?" Caption on inside of the card, large text: "He fucked her." Below, smaller text: "Have a Merry Christmas, and remember, virginity makes the Baby Jesus cry." Attached to the inside: A Vatican approved "Holier Than Thou" condom which opens on both ends. I can’t possibly lose this one. I’m like Babe Ruth, pointing to the fences, right before hitting one out of the park.

Front of card: A picture of the Virgin Mary in a manger, spread eagled, giving birth. Joseph stands behind her smiling with pride. Caption: “How did Joseph know that Mary wasn’t really a virgin?”

Caption on inside of the card, large text: “He fucked her.”
Below, smaller text: “Have a Merry Christmas, and remember, virginity makes the Baby Jesus cry.”

Attached to the inside: A Vatican approved “Holier Than Thou” condom which opens on both ends.

]]> By: Scott http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-353 Scott Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:23:18 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-353 This holiday season, share the gift that keeps on giving: herpes! This holiday season, share the gift that keeps on giving: herpes!

]]> By: Josh http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-352 Josh Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:09:44 +0000 http://www.youknowyouwanna.net/2005/12/14/where-are-we-going-and-why-am-i-in-this-hand-basket/#comment-352 Great playing with you too, Jax! See you next time around, I'm sure. Great playing with you too, Jax! See you next time around, I’m sure.

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