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by Jaxia @ 2:12 pm on December 14, 2005. Filed under Games | Humor | QoTW

In keeping with the blasphemous theme of recent posts, this week’s challenge: holiday greetings sure to send you straight to hell.

For example, SK’s favorite Christmas cards feature “Repo Clause” and angels claiming “Hallelujah! It’s a girl!”

So, pretend you are a greeting card designer, tasked with creating “alternative” holiday cards for the truly deranged. Your mission: to offend and amuse.

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8 Responses to “Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Hand Basket?”

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Great playing with you too, Jax! See you next time around, I’m sure.

Comment by Josh — December 15, 2005 @ 10:09 am
This holiday season, share the gift that keeps on giving: herpes!

Comment by Scott — December 15, 2005 @ 10:23 am
I can’t possibly lose this one. I’m like Babe Ruth, pointing to the fences, right before hitting one out of the park.

Front of card: A picture of the Virgin Mary in a manger, spread eagled, giving birth. Joseph stands behind her smiling with pride. Caption: “How did Joseph know that Mary wasn’t really a virgin?”

Caption on inside of the card, large text: “He fucked her.”
Below, smaller text: “Have a Merry Christmas, and remember, virginity makes the Baby Jesus cry.”

Attached to the inside: A Vatican approved “Holier Than Thou” condom which opens on both ends.

Comment by Beck — December 15, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
Here is a variation on a themes, and probably makes more sense to anyone who has seen”My Name is Earl”

Front of Card: Mary and Joseph ar standing over the manger and the 3 wise men are there. We cannot see into the manger. One of the Wise men is saying to Joseph “Are you sure she is a virgin?” Joseph says “I never slept with her”

You open the card to reveal in the manger the baby. The baby looks just like the Crab Man from Earl.

Comment by Briani — December 19, 2005 @ 10:28 am
Front of card: Joseph is looking sternly at a teenage Jesus. Jesus says “You can’t tell me what to do……”

Inside of card : “…. you aren’t my real Father.”

Comment by Briani — December 19, 2005 @ 10:30 am
Front of card:
It’s been a long long holiday kid, and Santa has got to unwind a little bit.
I took some pictures in Cancun.
Happy Holidays, and it’s better if you’re naughty.

Inside of card:

Comment by Chumas — December 19, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
bah.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c156/Carnekermit/drunk-santa-thumb.jpg

Comment by Chumas — December 19, 2005 @ 8:42 pm
First one:
“This year, Santa’s got a *special* present for all the naughty boys and girls…”

“… Webcams.”

Next one:
Joseph looks at Mary and says, “I could have sworn assfucking couldn’t get you pregnant.”

Final one (this would be more of a sight gag, but I’ll try to describe it):
(Front of card)
“Here’s how Santa *really* gets Rudolph’s nose to light up…”

(Inside card)
(picture of Santa buggering Rudolph in the finest sheepfucking tradition)

Comment by Michael — December 23, 2005 @ 9:16 am

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