“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0″
“If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.”
“Be nice to geeks when you’re in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up.”
“It’s a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.”
“The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.”
“unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep” - my daily unix command list
“… one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.” - Robert Firth
“Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.”
“COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.”
“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
“Better to be a geek than an idiot.”
“The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.”
“The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”
“Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.”
“Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.”
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Comment by Briani — August 8, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
LOL. I love it!
Comment by Leon — August 8, 2006 @ 4:28 pm
“It’s a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.” - yes, perfect!
Comment by JSS — August 10, 2006 @ 9:34 pm
“Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.” –
HAHAHA.this is great.
Comment by liquidsnake6542 — December 26, 2006 @ 9:24 am