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Washington, D.C. (AP) - Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be out-sourced to India as of February 1, 2006. (more…)

Here’s a new webcomic called Home on the Strange. It just started on Monday. Check it out!

In keeping with the blasphemous theme of recent posts, this week’s challenge: holiday greetings sure to send you straight to hell.

For example, SK’s favorite Christmas cards feature “Repo Clause” and angels claiming “Hallelujah! It’s a girl!”

So, pretend you are a greeting card designer, tasked with creating “alternative” holiday cards for the truly deranged. Your mission: to offend and amuse.

I lost count of the number of people who asked to see my boobs in Vegas, but I always gave them the same answer: You have to play to win! Here are the winners from last week. (more…)

It’s another Caption Contest!

You know the drill … (more…)

So who put the Ho back in Holiday? (more…)

SK’s QoTW

The season is here: time to put the Ho back in Holiday. So pick your favorite Christmas carol and give us your alternative version (change the lyrics to suit your holiday style). Best submissions this week are eligible for double boobie points (after all, it is the season of giving) …

I used to think I was the only fugitive from the land of the misfit toys, but it appears some of you are well acquainted with the island, hmm?

Without further ado, the greatest inventions of all time: (more…)

Me: Tell me about these great dreams from last night.
SK: If I could remember, we’d sell the book!

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Me: I need to put a sweatshirt on; I’m cold.
SK: I’m cold too, so why don’t you light the fire?
Me: You don’t have to tell me twice. It could be 100 degrees outside, and I’d just strip down to my bikini in order to have a fire.
SK: Well crank up the heat and get your bikini!

We apologize for the late post this week. As you all know, yesterday was both World Hello Day and False Confession Day, so we were pretty busy greeting and cleansing and freestyle clogging all day.

But, as we approach Turkey Day, SK’s personalities were preparing for what they will say at this year’s Thanksgiving dinner. When asked the question “What are you most grateful for?”, here are their responses:

Alice: “Clorox Clean-Ups”
Fred: “Pink ninjas.”
Susannah: “Flavored wallpaper.”
Frank: “*#@!, three, four, five, *#@!.” (we should explain: Frank has OCD and Tourette’s)
Zelda: “Yoga pants.”
Fallulah: “Silly putty.”
Mel: “No, seriously. Let me out.”

Obviously, most of them appreciate innovative ideas. I’m sure you do, too. So, here’s the Question of the Week: in your opinion, what is the greatest invention of all time and why?